These are my favorite quotes from the movie <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/cache/title-exact/90653">Stripes</A>.<P>

<UL>
<LI>"Tito Puente is gonna be dead, and your'e gonna say, 'Oh... I've been listening to him for years and I think he's fabulous'"<P>

<LI>"howzzit goin, Eisenhower?" --John Candy<P>

<LI>"Cmon, its Czechoslavakia, its not like were goin' to Moscow, we zip in we
get 'em, we zip out, its like going to Wisconsin."<BR>
"Yeah well I got the shit kicked outta me in Wisconsin."<P>

<LI>"Don't worry, I have... a plan."<BR>
"Great.  Custer had a plan, too."<P>

<LI>"MY TRUCK, Where the fuck's my truck!!!" --John Larroquette<P>

<LI>"I am John Winger of the United States Army, and you are now my prisoner"<BR>
"Oh great, he's begun taking prisoners, do the words ACT of WAR mean
anything to you."<P>

</UL>

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